i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
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I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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