ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
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Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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