it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
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Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
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I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick