Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy