You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
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You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
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Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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