If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
ugly people sure do ruin things
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
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