Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
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Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
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When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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