there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
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Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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