I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
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btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
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I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
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