I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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