im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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