I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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