yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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