my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
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i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
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Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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