Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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