yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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