I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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