He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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