Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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