is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Found your dick twin last night
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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