yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
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By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
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I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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