Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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