I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
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it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
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I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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