Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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