Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
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