yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
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"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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