Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
my sisters under your porch take her home
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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