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That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
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Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
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There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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