I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
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