So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
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got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
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I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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