You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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