Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
