I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
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jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
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It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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