Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
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Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
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I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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