Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.