i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
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So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
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tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes