I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
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I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
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I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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