I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
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I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
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I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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