Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
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I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
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We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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