id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
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That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
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So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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