theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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