I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
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oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
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Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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