I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
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My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
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Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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