ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
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We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
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Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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