If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
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you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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