wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
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walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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