I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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