He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
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I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
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And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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