I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
