let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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