: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
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FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
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It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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