she woke up with a sticky ear
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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