I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
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Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
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Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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