Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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