i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You work out of a Hotel?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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