I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
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you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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