So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
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U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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