i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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