Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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